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Sightings |
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Gaffer |
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Oct 29, 06 - 11:26 PM |
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1Sands.world@blueyonder.co.uk |
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There has been unconfirmed sightings of some players, past and present, of the Borough team.
Sighting 1 - Matthew Belton was last seen leaving the docks after clearing his name and hitting the local boozer! Holding a plaque reading "NOTE GUILTY" he has not been seen or heard since.
Sighting 2 - Russell has apparently been spotted playing for a local 2nd team, with his wife holding a banner reading "GO BACK TO THE BOROUGH WHERE YOU BELONG" Obviously meaning get your butt back to Lewisham.
Sighting 3 - Yohan has been spotted on a local wildlife programme, waiting to pounce on his prey, wearing little more than a leopard skin thong.
Sighting 4 - Brazilian Mick has been spotted trying to beat his record on LEVEL 22 on the Bleep Test at a secret training camp, whilst eating pot-noodles to build himself up.
Sighting 5 - Marcus Dussard was last seen holding an autograph book at the Emirates Stadium, trying to get the signature of Uriah Rennie, his boyhood hero.
Sighting 6 - Leon Palmer-Wilson has been sighted being blown down a hill whilst having his foot on the break of his very tiny SMART CAR, that he denied belonged to his Mrs.
If you or anyone you know have any other sightings, please let us all know....it's out there...somewhere!  |
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