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ARE YOU RONALDO IN DISGUISE?? |
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Gaffer |
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Mar 11, 07 - 8:58 PM |
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Rumour has it that Lewisham have signed the real RONALDO!! The word on the street is that Sands offered Marcus Wilson and a football strip in exchange for the bloated and slow RONALDO!!
A source inside the club has, however, poured cold water on these rumours and said that the RONALDO look-a-like is infact MARCUS WILSON AKA MOO!!
Word has it that as quickly as STROTTEN is losing weight MOO is piling it on.
One story suggests that his missus has taken the old saying "A way to a mans heart is through his stomach" a bit too far!
Spies have found it hard to get to the route of the truth because neither MOO nor RONALDO are ever seen 'walking' on the street!! |
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