Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum…
It’s your Big Daddy havin’ fun!
Knut, my son, you have no clue…
I’ve been here and back from Kalamazoo!
It’s too early for verses, but you had start…
It smells like a rat or a really bad fart!
So pack your crates and your poop bags too…
I am heading to California from Kalamazoo!
You thought I was kidnapped...
That’s couldn’t be farthest from the truth!
Dear Daddy was partying with Lab breeders…
Up on the lake near Duluth!
I’ve been to the North, East and South…
It’s time to go West and sneak up like a mouse!
Accusations you made who you thought was my captor…
I’ll swoop in and cause fright like a crazed wild raptor!
You and the Travelmeister will never catch me…
You can look on the ground, in the sky, in a tree!
So stop your complaining it’s about being harmonious…
Your complaints about Potomac are simply erroneous!
Put on the stiff upper lip mom and I taught you about…
And give up the search on dear old Dad’s whereabouts!
You’ll see me in Frederick at the 2009 Potomac Specialty…
It is my one stop in life that has gained respect and loyalty!
I’ll part with this warning and words of beware…
There best be a room at the “Inn” to wash my dirty underwear!
Fear not my young Knut your Daddy will sit on his throne…
He’ll play a cruel trick and move everyone’s cones!!!
You've traveled here and partied there,
We're glad to hear you're fine,
Your ordeal has had us worried, Dad,
You've been gone such a long, long time!
The Travelmeister's neutral, friend,
And stays above the fray,
She's Switzerland, with no complaints,
And strives to stay that way!
Re-read the verse, her motive's pure,
She too urges tranquility and peace,
And looks forward to Potomac 2009,
Where she'll gladly share the shrimp feast!
I wish I had the kind of time you all seem to have,
so clever and witty, and not ever sh@#@#!! More power
to you, please do not stop, for if you did I believe
our jaws would collectively DROP!!!
My Labradors Hate Gnomes Just like there owners. The last Gnomes My labradors seen they eat them like a Bully Stick! and I enjoyed watching so for those who have similar thoughts, there will be a No Gnome Zone at Potomac write for details.