Opened up my small town classifieds today and saw a funny ad.
The only thing I can think of is a husband told his wife she had to get rid of her dog..and she could tell him she placed an ad and no one wanted her.

FREE BLACK AND WHITE MINI AUSSIE
Digs holes, chases horses, doesn't like men or children. Wants understanding mistress. Will need 24 hours advanced notice to catch her

To funny!! Thanks for sharing.
I saw an ad here last year on some horses it had "if man answers PLEASE hang up or act like you have the wrong number"

LOL

ROTFLMAO

Too funny! All I can say is I'm glad my husband doesn't read this forum, he'd be getting some ideas for sure!