Any results from pittsburgh today?

How 'bout dem Stillers? And dem Penz?

Got to red up the place and put gumbands on for my numbers. Might head to the JINT IGGLE for chip-chopped ham.

Run the sweeper and worsh the tea-towels. It's time for the PIXBURGH specialty.

they's havin it don ton dis yir?

Bring your chipped ham from Isaly's for lunch! What keller dogs are younzes showing?
Seriously, have fun! Wish I was there. I'll toast with a Klondike to younzes! You'll have more fun at the specialty than even at Kennywood!

Does anyone know the rest of the results for the pittsburgh shows?