My Wee Dug September 21, 2012


My wee dug is a nice wee dug, it wears a Celtic scarf
It runs aboot the Gallowgate, if yer a Hun it will bite yer ****
It’s not sectarian it goes with other dogs doesn’t pee on a proddy church
It eats pies from a proddy baker then does a wee **** round the back
I’ve seen it jump on a Rangers bus, wags it’s tail at the Rangers song
If you seen my wee dug doing this you would think there’s something wrong
Before my wee dug leaves the bus it’s done damage for sure and more
It’s chewed a few Rangers scarfs and **** upon the floor
It wags its tail as it leaves the bus with a rangers scarf around
When Hun bus is gone with the smell from hell it ****** on the ground
My wee dug wipes up its mess with the scarf then does a great big ****
Red white and blue now kinda brown and could be worn by any Hun
My wee dug is very happy, I trained it well; annoy a Hun or no FN bone
My wee dugs no daft, goes to every Rangers game, they lost again and my wee dug does the same
Wags its tail at the Rangers song, wears the scarf, leaves with damage for sure
If you see my wee dug walking in the Gallowgate wearing that smelly scarf
It’s doing what I trained it to do, give it a bone and it will do the same for you

Gerrard McGeachy