The Travelmeister’s feeling swamped,
The pressure’s getting to ‘er,
Those clever gnomes have raised the bar,
Rhyming verses both true and pure.
They’re better poets, prolific too,
Their tale has pathos and thrills,
She was tempted this year to delegate
This poem to the Secret Squirrels.
But finally she hunkered down
And stayed up two nights straight,
Worked three pencils to a nub,
No more time to procrastinate.
And so I give you this year’s poem,
Set down in verse dyspeptic,
I appreciate your faith in me,
To produce this motley epic:
THE TALE OF THE TRAVELMEISTER - POTOMAC 2007
(or, There’s Gnome Place Like Home, Scarecrow)
I looked us up on Google.earth,
I see vehicles in our driveways,
Piles are stacked up all around,
Getting packed to hit the highways.
If they watch from their satellites,
Map our paths across the nation,
Homeland Security would scratch their heads,
What’s this Labrador migration?
We’re heading south in a rented van,
With extra space quite nifty,
It holds five dogs and all our gear,
On the side is a big red “Thrifty”!
Our fingers are crossed for warm and sunny,
But we’re ready for cold and rain,
The list's double-checked, we’ve packed it all,
Our spouses think we’re insane.
With EZPass we sail through tolls,
Head west at Baltimore,
The dogs are snoring in the back,
While we’re listening to NPR.
We made it, folks! We’re here at last,
We cruise the parking lot,
Greeting friends and searching hard
For that 6-day parking spot.
Ex-pen paddocks, a field of cones,
As far as the eye can see,
Black, yellow, chocolate corralled within,
It’s Labrador ecstasy.
The seminar’s our first event,
Now that we’ve got our bearings,
With learned speakers to educate
The mysteries of Labrador pairings.
The Westies fly in Tuesday afternoon,
The Hyspires drove from Dallas,
Old-timers and newbies congregate
At the Holiday Inn Hilltop “Palace”.
On Wednesday morning classes start,
We’re caffeined and fresh as a daisy,
The dogs are pulling at their leads,
Results could be quite amazing!
At the Gala this evening we gather ‘round
To salute the old and new,
Veterans who give us a solid past,
And Juniors, our future too.
The second day, we’ve hit our stride,
We have some time to watch,
To check out dogs we’ve come to see,
Will that stud be a perfect match?
Thursday night after dogs are fed,
The parties hit full stride,
There’s karaoke in the bar,
And God knows what mischief outside!
Margaritas are flowing now,
An impromptu late night show,
The parking lot’s knee-deep with gnomes,
Wondering “Where'd that Silva go?”
Aspirin for breakfast, it’s Friday morn,
It’s coffee and sleep that we need,
The last few classes, the rescue parade,
Now it’s time for Best of Breed.
We’ve planted chairs around the ring
Like some metal and canvas garden,
It’s time to settle down to watch,
Grab your seats 'cause judging is startin’.
Some of us hold a lead and a dog,
Some hold some shrimp and a wine glass,
Judge Mary Wiest surveys her ring,
Makes her pick, and rewards this year’s finest.
How to describe the change in the air,
Is it exhaustion? Is it the blues?
We fold our chairs and pack our stuff,
Again nomads, we’re back on the move.
Some leave tonight and some stay on,
To have that last leisurely dinner,
Crab cakes and mussels, a bottle of wine,
Tonight everybody’s a winner!
Next morning we’ll take a different route,
A trip to Cabella’s with friends,
Then five more hours driving north and east
That's where this year’s pilgrimage ends.
The show was a hit, the entry stellar,
We’re lucky to have seen it,
Kudos and thanks to the Potomac club,
You’re amazing, and folks, we do mean it!
Now friends from far and friends from near,
From North, South, East, and West,
Please raise your glass, and give a cheer
To our Potomac show - it’s the BEST!
(Note: The Travelmeister wishes all a bon voyage,
wherever your point of origin, whatever your mode
of transport! See you there!)
CLAP......CLAP........CLAP! Bravo Beth Volle....you've done it again! Next time I see you...I shall present you with some brand new #2 pencils to replace the worn down nubs! Have a safe trip.....that goes for your side kick too.
The TM's skill with words is wonderous,
It's met with cheers in decibles thunderous,
But did you know her truest skill,
Consists of wonderous foods to fill
The stomachs of her travel mates,
Who happily love to fill their plates,
With tasty treats of amazing kinds,
To sate the stomach, soul, and mind?
So if you see her at the show,
Stay close by where ere she go.
Your reward is sure to be wonderous.
So what if your thighs go home thunderous!
Our collective hats are off to you and we raise out tiny arms in a wave of admiration ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
clearly, noone does it better than the "Poemeister"
safe trip and we'll set up base camp under your car