Saw this on someone's facebook and found it very interesting! Enjoy!
I was at WAL-MART buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog Candy, in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both of my arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and that I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stepped off the curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me! I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for an answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things. Now that you have read it I have to confess I copied from someone else. Hope you had a good laugh! This was too good not to pass on!
